
Taste: This apple is definitely on the tart side of life. I like it. Nowhere near the tartness of a Granny Smith, but it still leaves a nice aftertaste in your mouth...like you might have popped a Jolly Rancher in your Zima.
Texture: A little bit mealy. Not gross-mealy, more like it's got a little character.
Price: $1.48/lb. (same as Cameo)
Attractiveness: Hunka hunka burnin' UH. Reminds me of making out with Ryan Gosling in a rowboat surrounded by swans.
Rating: I'm gonna go big here, just like the 'Burn itself - I'm going 8.5. Still leaving a little wiggle room for someone else to surprise me, but this one's a party in my mouth.

Attractiveness: Hunka hunka burnin' UH. Reminds me of making out with Ryan Gosling in a rowboat surrounded by swans.
Rating: I'm gonna go big here, just like the 'Burn itself - I'm going 8.5. Still leaving a little wiggle room for someone else to surprise me, but this one's a party in my mouth.

2 comments:
jolly ranchered zima - aw yeah!
(wait - do they still make zima?? if not, what do underage girls drink??)
i knew you'd love the braeburn!
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