Megan McAdams' Guide to Life, Part I
(on money)
Leitch: I really want to buy a house, just not right now.
Peters: Yeah, I'm not sure if I can afford it anymore. Megan, aren't you still looking at buying over there? McAdams: Well I was, but now that they're not letting people who can't afford houses to buy them, I can't.
me: well i used to...when I was 12.(on dreams)
Megan: hey do you know what dreams where your teeth fall out mean? don't you have a dream book? you should know that
me: you should probably focus on no longer saying words with Ts and Ss now that you don't have any teeth.
ironically, "teeth" requires a set of teeth to be accurately pronounced. chew on that.
Megan: hahaha
actually i still have my teeth
my intern lost his in his sleep
and i told him it meant something but i couldnt remember what
me: well, is he annoying? If so, you should tell him it means he is subconsciously worried that he talks too much.
Megan: no, i like him
i did tell him it meant he was going to die though.
(on football)
Megan: hahaha
actually i still have my teeth
my intern lost his in his sleep
and i told him it meant something but i couldnt remember what
me: well, is he annoying? If so, you should tell him it means he is subconsciously worried that he talks too much.
Megan: no, i like him
i did tell him it meant he was going to die though.
(on football)
Posted on Fantasy Football Message Board
AUSTIN, TX -- #11 McAssKicker finally pulls one through to defeat #1 Doak Dominates in what has been called the biggest upset in fantasy football in years. A representative from McAssKicker says the team can't wait to see how far the win will cause them to jump in the rankings - maybe even to #10. "It's a Cinderella story," the rep said. "We are thrilled about the remote possibility of not sucking ass."
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